CID Jokes.

Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai

Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein

kisi dusre naam se thehra hai!
Sharaab peene se pehle sab bolte hai cheers,
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Waah wah...
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Sharaab peene se pehle sab bolte hai
cheers,
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Arrey oh pushpa
I hate tears
CID PJ..

Har Raat Khelte Mawali Taash Hai..

Wah Wah

Har Raat Khelte Mawali Taash Hai..

Daya Says-
'Sir, Yaha To Ek Aur Laash Hai'
Whenever an intelligent man makes any imp.decision,
he closes his eyes,thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,uses his head
n finally does wat his wife says.
Ladki Ne ghar se bhag
k shaadi ki,

5 Din baad wo rote hue wapis aye,

Baap:Aab Q i ho?

Ladki:Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla,

N95 b China wala tha