Aajkal mummy k favorite dialogs..
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Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss mobile Me..
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ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar ghus ja mobile k
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Teri anguliya h ya machine?
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Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
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rat k 2 baj rahe hai, abhi tak soyi nahi kya.?
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aji sunte ho..!! Iski to shadi hi mobile se kara dete hai.

GUNNU applying shampoo:
Wife-Aap shampoo sir pe to theek,
par kandho pe Q laga rahe ho,
GUNNU:ye koi aam shampoo Nahi he,
ye head & shoulders hai..

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Light jaane ke baad Mombatti jalayi hi thi GAALIB..!!
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KamBakht.
Koi phunk maar kar 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' keh kar bhaag gaya..

Sonu Ko Pata Chala Uski Biwi Ka Kisi K 7 Chakkar Hai

Usne Gusse Mai Biwi Se Kaha-

'Pehle Mai Aatamahatya Karunga, Baad Me Tuje B Mar Dalunga'